student is as student does

Blahblahblah, i'm writing a blog. I have finally joined the ranks of many an internet monger, wasting away in front of the computer hoping to dreg some sort of entertainment from the depths of the glowing screen in front of me. I'm a student, it is an accepted form of procrastination that we all fall prey to.

My goal here is to not write my paper. I am particularly good at not accomplishing anything, and as much as I hate to admit it, I need the drama of a deadline hanging over my head like a murderous chandelier to actually accomplish anything. Seeing as it is a Thursday night and the assignment is due Monday, my mind assumes that i have plenty of time to actually finish it. This is a lie. I don't have the time, I have to go stab a lot of people this weekend (fencing, calm down, i am not a serial killer.) This will take up the entirety of the weekend. If I don't finish this paper I haven't even started, my weekend will look like this:

I won't even get flowers on my tombstone.